Contact

Last updated August 26, 2026

One address, read by me, answered slowly but answered.

Email

Address: [email protected]

A week or two is normal. Longer if something in the house has gone wrong.

What is worth sending

An object you cannot work out. If you tell me roughly how old the thing is, what it is made of, and how it is fixed to whatever it is fixed to, that is usually enough to be useful. Photographs help more than descriptions do, particularly of the back of a thing, which is where the answer normally is.

Corrections are welcome and I would rather have one than be left wrong in public.

What I cannot do

I do not value antiques, authenticate makers’ marks, or tell you what something is worth. I am not a conservator and will not advise on anything genuinely rare, because the wrong soak on a good piece is not reversible. I also cannot tell you whether a specific handle suits your specific door. I cannot see your door.

Brands and PR

I do not run sponsored articles written to read like ordinary notes. If you would like to send something, read the affiliate disclosure and the editorial policy first, and understand that a parcel arriving does not commit me to liking what is in it.

Quoting and reprinting

Quote a paragraph with a link back and you need no permission from me. Republishing a whole piece does need asking, so ask.